Marriage, family and kids Quotes

Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being

Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner