“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake
“It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in visible and tangible fashion; it is a joy of every moment
“A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable
“Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
“The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity
“My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere