Marriage, family and kids Quotes

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children

All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Marriage is like life in this-that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties

Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready

Children use the fist until they are of the age to use the brain

A happy family is but an earlier heaven

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered with disputes

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.