Money

A fool and his money are soon parted

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money

A man is usually more careful of his money than of his principles

Avoid lawsuits beyond all things; they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property.

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer

In law, nothing is certain but the expense

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer

Morality is a private and costly luxury

Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony

A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks

There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which possesses money and nothing else

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money as to spend it well.

Where quality is the thing sought after, the thing of supreme quality is cheap, whatever the price one has to pay for it.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest

Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.