"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething" — Mark Twain

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured

I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels

The disease of jealousy is so malignant that is converts all it takes into its own nourishment

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