Food and beverage Quotes

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

He that has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well

He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends

He was a bold man that first eat an oyster

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being

If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float

What most moved him was a certain meal on beans

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

I drink to make other people more interesting