"Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts" — John Barrymore

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry

Source: Miscellaneous Aphorisms (1911)

Lost time is never found again

Source: The Way to Wealth (1758)

To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with

Source: Following the Equator, ch. 48 (1897)

Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law

Source: The Devil's Dictionary (1911)

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage

Source: Emma (1815)

Autumn wins you best by this its mute appeal to sympathy for its decay

Source: Paracelsus (1835)

John Barrymore Quote