Voltaire Quote

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another

Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law

Optimism: The doctrine or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong

Optimist: A proponent of the doctrine that black is white

Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be

Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable