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Find important quotes and citations by the author Will Rogers.
Quote 1832
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.Quote 1686
Make crime pay. Become a lawyerMore quotes on the topics: crime money law opportunity
Quote 1609
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeatedQuote 1480
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now doMore quotes on the topics: expectations future reality
Quote 1172
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy itQuote 1163
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectableQuote 1142
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a livingMore quotes on the topics: learning living education work knowledge earnings
Quote 495
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the factsMore quotes on the topics: joke reality attention facts mind
Quote 494
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.More quotes on the topics: ideas reality intentions
Quote 457
The income tax has made more liars out of more Americans than golf has.Quote 396
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.More quotes on the topics: politics work dependence
Quote 358
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.More quotes on the topics: civilization changes death crime improvement
Quote 355
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothingQuote 235
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody elseQuote 223
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter peopleQuote 40
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit thereMore quotes on the topics: risk decision carlessness
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.More quotes on the topics: liabilities wastage earnings money bragging