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Find important quotes and citations by the author George Bernard Shaw.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.More quotes on the topics: love perfection affair
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laughMore quotes on the topics: lifetime happiness death seriousness humor
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Every man over forty is a scoundrelQuote 1562
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroadQuote 1523
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.More quotes on the topics: time opportunity
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.More quotes on the topics: advantage sports preference time
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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.Quote 1396
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody elseMore quotes on the topics: preference love overacting difference people
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Do not waste your time on social questions. What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.More quotes on the topics: wastage time indifference poverty richness uselessness society
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the childrenMore quotes on the topics: parents profession fitness interest children importance
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The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him thereMore quotes on the topics: garden god opportunity chance
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few surviveMore quotes on the topics: eat and drink habit age death danger
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There is no sincerer love than the love of foodMore quotes on the topics: eat and drink love truth honesty taste
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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friendsMore quotes on the topics: friendship eat and drink animals protection
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Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduousQuote 1193
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree doesMore quotes on the topics: birth affair nature performance
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Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatnessMore quotes on the topics: greatness happiness duty work effort
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It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statisticsMore quotes on the topics: intelligence personality truth
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it danceMore quotes on the topics: family separation optimism
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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?More quotes on the topics: beauty attention habit indifference
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.More quotes on the topics: marriage individualism difference unity
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on childrenQuote 581
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matterMore quotes on the topics: age mind indifference
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Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it.More quotes on the topics: patriotism homeland birth conviction preference egoism
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England and America are two countries separated by the same languageMore quotes on the topics: speech difference homeland individualism unity separation
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.More quotes on the topics: children interest example conviction rules
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Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.More quotes on the topics: animals friendship eat and drink protection aversion
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All great truths begin as blasphemiesQuote 389
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt fewMore quotes on the topics: democracy election incompetence appointment corruption
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Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of courseQuote 371
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.More quotes on the topics: religion uniqueness
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I often quote myself. I find it adds spice to the conversationMore quotes on the topics: interest egoism self-confidence speech conversation
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.More quotes on the topics: truth carefulness joke secret
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the worldQuote 231
The golden rule is that there are no golden rulesMore quotes on the topics: freedom regulations rules
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Freedom means responsibility; that is the reason why most people are afraid of itMore quotes on the topics: freedom responsibility fear people causes
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human raceMore quotes on the topics: patriotism world silence peace
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his dutyQuote 147
A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes outQuote 106
In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappinessMore quotes on the topics: world happiness unhappiness wealth worthlessness
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earthMore quotes on the topics: happiness hell earth lifetime problems
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothingMore quotes on the topics: mistakes value honorability sense living
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You see things; and you say: "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say: "Why not?"More quotes on the topics: imaginations intentions opportunity
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Lack of money is the root of all evilQuote 13
A happy family is but an earlier heavenMore quotes on the topics: happiness heaven satisfaction reward